What is to like:
Beautiful beach (sand, almost like in Florida), hotel, and the super friendly staff.
Better router (something more powerful than a cheap 10 euros one in the lobby) for more reliable internet.
The hotel management to impose the rule that the women cannot pack food (tons of sandwiches, cookies, fruit, etc.) in their purses and baby strollers, especially during the breakfast. It is so widespread that it creates the impression of the facility being a refugee camp.
Also, the notes should be clearly posted for the food to be handled by utensiles. Parents should be advised to serve the children to prevent food spilling and breakage of plates and glasses. It is rather chaotic around the sef-served tables.